I decided to rob a bank today. I need $8,000 to restore my truck to it's full beauty. My good friend Donald is going to help. (Rob the bank, that is. Not restore the truck.)
 [Disclaimer: I will rob no banks. Ever. All statements claiming to have made plans to rob any banks in this blog post are completely false and should not be taken seriously.] 
Come December I am going to put a new 351 Cleveland engine in it, and then I'm putting 16" American Racing Torque Thrust wheels on, and then I will give it a beautiful paint job. I'll also lower the suspension to give it a "Look out, here I come!" look. Then everyone will be super jealous and won't call my poor William a "lawn mower" anymore. (They call it a lawn mower because they say it smells like one. :(   )

So on Saturday I am going to hang out with my little friends David and Nick. We're going to Seabreeze to party. Some day I will go to R.A.S.P. and ride my beautiful bicycle around.

Sam is gone. She went to Disney. She thinks I'm going to flirt with her friends while she's gone. She is so distrusting.

Some day, I will write something of value and worth. Some day when I get my desktop.

I hope I passed my G.E.D. test.

What are you but a warped frustrated young man?

Post #1

So, quite obviously, this is my first post. Instead of the typical, "Hi, this is my first post, hi hi hi" garbage, I want my very first post to be special. Interesting, invigorating, and attention grabbing.

Nah, forget it.